- If I were a month, I’d be June.
- If I were a day of the week, I’d be saturday.
- If I were a time of day, I’d be 9pm.
- If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
- If I were a sea animal, I’d be an octopus.
- If I were a direction, I’d be north.
- If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a love seat.
- If I were a historical figure, I’d be Dwight K. Danger Shrute. ;)
- If I were a liquid, I’d be Baja Blast.
- If I were a gemstone, I’d be diamond.
- If I were a tree, I’d be a cherry tree.
- If I were a tool, I’d be a phillips screw driver.
- If I were a flower, I’d be a Stargazer.
- If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunny and warm.
- If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Moog.
- If I were a color, I’d be dark red.
- If I were an emotion, I’d be estatic.
- If I were a fruit, I’d be a cherry.
- If I were a sound, I’d be Lady Gaga’s voice.
- If I were an element, I’d be barilium.
- If I were a car, I’d be a red Prius.
- If I were a food, I’d be a lasagna.
- If I were a place, I’d be Florida.
- If I were a material, I’d be silk.
- If I were a taste, I’d be sugar cookies.
- If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.
- If I were an object, I’d be a sidekick.
- If I were a body part, I’d be a heart.
- If I were a facial expression, I’d be a ;D.
- If I were a song, I’d be Things We Say - Gorilla Biscuits.
- If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be boots.
- If I were a website, I’d be last.fm.